Before you proceed, please choose a version of the site! We don't want you getting hurt, y'know?
The main version includes an annoying GIF background, some y2K era graphics, and overall obnoxious-ness. The eyestrain-free version removes the moving graphics and is black text with a white background. Like this.
Eyestrain-free site is currently available, but not fully updated. You're not mising many pages, though!